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Joe Rogan Raps Why He Should be The New UFC Boss Instead of Dana White. (ChatGPT Unreleased Version)
Listen up y’all, it’s Joe Rogan I got a bone to pick with Dana White, it’s time for a change in motion I’ve been commentating for years, know the fighters and the fights I got the passion, the knowledge, and the mic skills that are tight
Dana’s been running the show for too long It’s time for a fresh perspective, a new song I’ll bring innovation, and shake things up I’ll make the UFC bigger and better, that’s my luck
I’ll bring in new talent, give them a chance to shine I’ll make sure the pay is fair, and the fighters are in top line I’ll take the UFC to new heights, and make it the best in the game With me in charge, the fighters will never feel lame
So let’s make a change, give me the reins I’ll lead the UFC to success, and break all the chains Dana White, step aside, it’s Joe Rogan’s time to shine I’ll make the UFC great, and make sure it’s always in line.
This is a CHATGPT production without DJ Khaled
